{"id":389,"date":"2011-07-12T23:18:00","date_gmt":"2011-07-13T06:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/?p=389"},"modified":"2011-07-12T23:18:00","modified_gmt":"2011-07-13T06:18:00","slug":"mikes-shows-712-716","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/mikes-shows-712-716\/","title":{"rendered":"Mike&#8217;s &#8220;Shows&#8221;  7\/12-7\/16"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>O.K. So I&#8217;m on staycation and I get a big tube , grab my bro-in-law tie it to the back of his boat and he starts pullin me in the sound, ya know I&#8217;m checkin&#8217; it out to see if its O.K. for the kids ya know. He whipping me around the water and finally I wipe out!! Whew that was fun!! So now I have to get back in the tube. I hoist myself and go to turn to get my ass in the tube, missed it!! So now I&#8217;ll try again this time leaning on the boat and the tube. I hoist myself up I&#8217;m hangin for a second up there, I&#8217;m just about to turn into the tube and I hear &#8220;POP!!&#8221; Then searing pain down my left shoulder !! Plop , back in the water! Can&#8217;t move my shoulder to good , can&#8217;t get into the boat or the tube! So know Mike (Bro-in-law),has to drag me back to the shore as I&#8217;m hangin&#8217; on the side his boat! OUOUOUOUCH!! Not a good way to start my stayca! The worst thing is that I can&#8217;t shake the shaker to make my Margaritas I have to have a designated shaker!! Hey bottom line is that we can still find a way to have a good time! I don&#8217;t know what happened to my shoulder but it&#8217;s feline a little better today and I&#8217;M STILL ON MY STAYCA!!!<br \/>\nTo the schedule we go:<\/p>\n<p>NOWHERE BABY I&#8217;M ON STAYCA! See you next week!!<\/p>\n<p>Big Love To Ya!!<br \/>\nMike<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>O.K. So I&#8217;m on staycation and I get a big tube , grab my bro-in-law tie it to the back of his boat and he starts pullin me in the sound, ya know I&#8217;m checkin&#8217; it out to see if &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/mikes-shows-712-716\/\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[1],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=389"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":391,"href":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/389\/revisions\/391"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mikedorio.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}